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Kiss land

enlyus:

God damn I’m high
My doctor told me to stop
And he gave me something to pop
I mix it up with some Adderall’s and I wait to get to the top
And I mix it up with some alcohol and I pour it up in a shot
I don’t care about you, why you worried ‘bout me?

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thedreamersvicinity:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

theeverydaygoth:

trans-waif:

refutingricksantorum-2012:

racheljennings:

flipyeahkelly:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Men Photographed in Stereotypical Pin-up Poses

Is this a calendar? I want it.

Ditto.

This is why I follow racheljennings.

Yes good.

Go on.

I get the feeling that whoever created these was trying to make a point, but never encountered Tumblr.

ahaahahahahahaaa

I. love. this.

Lmao

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I hang my stethoscope proudly, happy #NursesWeek!
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blackfoxx: jhameia: last-snowfall: facts-i-just-made-up: The True Cost Of The Vegan Lifestyle: A mother carrot receives a final embrace from her daughter. Moments earlier, they were growing downward together in a garden. Carrots can grow up to 3 feet deep when left alone, one of the largest and most intelligent vegetables in the world. They’re also one of the few root vegetables to live in herds and known to protect their young. Of course they’re no match for humankind. These carrots were torn from their earthen home by a human “Vegan”, a person who eats only vegetables. Sensitive readers should stop here. Once a vegan picks vegetables, there is no hope for escape.  In all the records of history, there is no known instance of a vegan allowing their vegetables to go back into the ground.  No record of mercy.  While rabbits, the carrot’s natural predator, will only consume fully grown specimens, humans are not so kind. For these carrots, there is no hope. Generally, a vegan will begin by cutting off the carrot’s stalk. This kills the carrot. But not quickly.  It takes a carrot up to a month to die after its means of consumption have been painfully severed. But the vegan will prolong this agony by sticking the carrot in a refrigerator. Soon after the photo above was taken, that’s what happened here.  They were thrown into a section of the vegetarian fridge called a “Crisper” where the mother and daughter began their long journey to the end. They watched each other grow dry and cold, lethargic. The mother could do nothing to save her daughter, nor to save her from seeing her mother taken away when the time came. Herbivores don’t care, they don’t even think about that condemnation.  It’s all just ‘food’ to them. The mother was cut into slices. Literally, the vegan will generally take a large knife and cut the carrot over and over until there are nothing but thin, cylindrical slices left. The carrot retains full consciousness through the process and into the next-  Boiling.  That’s right, the slices are thrown into a pot of boiling water, scalding their tissue until it’s tender.  That’s how vegans like it, though some have been known to devour the poor things raw, even unwashed. Others prefer to use a special blade called a ‘peeler’ to flay off their skin, before they’re eaten fresh. This is the favored method for Baby Carrots.  Vegans eat those too. So that’s where it ends for the family you see here. Tortured and devoured. Nobody stood up for them.  There is no activist group in America even trying to stop it. They have no voice to defend them. They are in fact ‘farmed’ by human beings, they live only to watch their loved ones die, and then to die themselves. So take a good long look at this photo. Share it with everyone you know. This is what vegans destroy. Never forget that.  Never forgive it. I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream), watching their skins being peeeled … . CARROT JUICE CONSTITUTES MURDER! WHY LAAAWD?!! *cries*
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thenamescrystal: The Cookie Man! on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/42091592
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